“Can I Get A Mulligan?”, Asks Golfer Who Got Distracted By Tear In Fabric of Space-Time

KOHLER, WISCONSIN – Terrance Hancock, 36, asked his friends for a mulligan after claiming that he got unfairly distracted by a tear in the fabric of space-time.

“It’s not my fault, I wouldn’t normally ask but there was this huge anomaly that suddenly broke the laws of physics and it completely threw me off”, said Hancock about what could have been a wormhole that suddenly appeared on the golf course. “I heard that there’s a particle accelerator around here, so maybe that’s what it was? Who knows, I’m no physicist or anything but it really messed up my focus, so I’m sure you understand.”

“Yeah, he pulls that sort of stuff all the time”, said Yordan Belford, a friend of Hancock’s. “Last time he saw Bigfoot, and a few weeks ago it was something about the ghost of a 19th century Swedish king. He may look amazing with his reindeer Q-zip and his ‘I never pull out’ hat from Bogey Bros, but his wonderful style doesn’t make him a good golfer by any stretch of the imagination.”

After his friends reluctantly accepted to grant him yet another mulligan, Hancock lost his ball in the woods and disappeared for three days before claiming he got abducted by aliens.