A stack of colorful, patterned shirts topped with three hats. One hat reads “I NEVER PULL OUT” with a golf flag, another says “I’d tap that.” with a golf hole, and the third has a patch reading “BALLS DEEP.”.

Funny Golf Polos Made From Premium Performance Material

Filters

Sort by:
The FREEagle Performance Golf Rope Hat is a white snapback with red brim trim, a perforated back, and sweat-resistant fabric. The front features an embroidered eagle head with red sunglasses and headband, outlined in blue and yellow.The FREEagle Performance Golf Rope Hat is a white snapback with red trim on the brim, featuring an embroidered cartoon eagle head in red sweatbands and yellow sunglasses. Made from performance material with ventilation holes and a white top button.

Performance Golf Rope Hat - Snapback

Sale price$34.95
4.8
Introducing the Hidden Words - Polo: a black-and-white, short-sleeve, athletic-fit polo shirt featuring a swirling abstract pattern with hidden text “DAT BODY ARTIES 2008” and a three-button placket. Inset reveals a close-up of the pattern.A young man with a beard and dreadlocks wears the Hidden Words - Polo, an athletic fit, patterned short-sleeve shirt, and a black cap with white logo. He points forward playfully, tilting his head in front of a white background.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The Birdie Finger - Irish Goodbye - Polo features an athletic fit in green, decorated with a pattern of dark green hands giving the middle finger on a lighter green background. An enlarged circle spotlights this unique design detail.A man with red hair and a mustache, wearing a white cap and the Birdie Finger - Irish Goodbye - Polo, stands against a light purple background, smiling enthusiastically and giving a cheerful thumbs-up.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The Send It - Polo is a deep purple collared shirt with an athletic fit, moisture-wicking fabric, and a repeating pattern of paper planes, envelopes, and the Sendit logo—plus white and orange "Sendit" lettering.A man wearing the Send It - Polo in purple and light pants points excitedly to the side with a joyful expression. He has a trimmed beard, wears his cap backward, and stands against a plain light gray background.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The Birdie Finger - Robin - Polo is a red, short-sleeve athletic polo with a repeating light pink hand-drawn middle finger motif, classic collar, buttoned placket, and moisture-wicking fabric. Close-up circular detail highlights the unique design.A man in the Birdie Finger - Robin - Polo squats against a white background, sticking out his tongue and raising both middle fingers with a bold, defiant look.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The Whale Tail - Camo - Polo is a short-sleeve, athletic-fit shirt with a green, brown, black, and tan camo pattern. It features a collar, button placket, UPF 50 protection, and includes a close-up of the unique design.A smiling man wears the Whale Tail - Camo - Polo and a black cap, holding a golf club over his shoulders. He points enthusiastically with his right hand, looking off to the side. The background is plain white.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The Found A Nut - Polo is an athletic-fit teal shirt featuring a cartoon fox with a golf club, an inset of the fox near hole 9, moisture wicking, and UPF 50 protection for enhanced performance.A man with a red beard, blue cap, and athletic fit Found A Nut - Polo in teal clenches his fist and grips a golf club, shouting with joy. His wide eyes and open mouth show pure excitement against a plain white background.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The Excuses - Polo is a blue short-sleeve collared shirt with moisture-wicking comfort and an athletic fit. The fabric features small text phrases like "HOT" and "TOO WET" in blue and white throughout the design.A man wearing the Excuses - Polo, a blue patterned athletic fit golf shirt and a black cap, stands on a golf course holding a club in his gloved hand, squinting with hills and mountains visible under a cloudy sky.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The Peasants '26 - Polo is a dark green, short-sleeve, collared shirt with a subtle print of small, light icons. It features an athletic fit and moisture-wicking fabric for comfort on or off the course.A man in the Peasants '26 - Polo, featuring a patterned green design and athletic fit, pairs it with a light gray cap. He stands against a plain background, making a silly face and showing off his left arm tattoo.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The Bogey Bros 'Merica Navy Performance Golf Rope Hat is a blue snapback with "Merica" in white script outlined in red, a white trim above the brim, sweat stain-resistant material, and perforated side panels. Shown on a plain white background.The Bogey Bros 'Merica Navy Performance Golf Rope Hat is a structured snapback with white piping on the visor and “Merica” embroidered in white script with a red outline. Crafted from performance material, it delivers comfort and style for golfers.

Performance Golf Rope Hat - Snapback

Sale price$34.95
4.8
The Aloha Exchange - Polo is a gray short-sleeve shirt with a subtle pineapple and axe print. It features an athletic fit and UPF 50 protection, offering comfortable style for any occasion.A man in The Aloha Exchange - Polo, a gray patterned golf shirt with UPF 50 and an athletic fit, and a white cap with a golfer logo, points at himself with both hands. He has light skin, curly brown hair, and looks surprised against a gray background.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The Glizzy Gobbler - Polo is a beige, athletic-fit short-sleeve shirt with an all-over pattern of orange cartoon hot dogs, condiments, food items, and playful text. A close-up inset highlights the “WEINER WIZARD” and a hot dog saying “EAT ME.”.A man in the Glizzy Gobbler - Polo and a black cap stands against a light gray background, holding his head with both hands, eyes wide and mouth open in a surprised expression.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The Leggy Liberty - Polo is a red short-sleeve shirt with all-over cartoon Santas, American flags, fireworks, and stars. Super stretchy for comfort, it highlights a flexing Santa in swim trunks among festive icons.Wearing the Leggy Liberty - Polo, a bearded man in a blue cap clenches a golf club between his teeth, flexing his arms and grinning fiercely—his super stretchy shirt radiates energy and intensity against a white background.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
NEW
A light gray polo shirt with small, subtle icons printed all over it. Icons include a soda cup, burger, and cat. An inset shows a close-up of the icons and the word MEOW above a cartoon cat. The background is plain white.A man in a gray patterned polo and green cap looks down, pulling a cookie from a white cup labeled STUPID COOKIE with one hand. He has a slight smile and stands against a plain light gray background.

Men's Polo

Sale price$74.95
4.9
Save 15%
The Dam Beavers - Polo is a pink collared shirt with an all-over print of cartoon beavers in playful poses, including one in a blue robe, one waving, and one lounging, all with cheerful expressions and an athletic fit.A man with long hair wears a black cap, mirrored sunglasses, and the Dam Beavers - Polo, an athletic-fit pink patterned shirt. He playfully bites a large stick held horizontally in his mouth against a plain white background.

Men's Polo

Sale price$59.46 Regular price$69.95
4.9
A smiling woman in a blue USA golf visor and the 'Merica - Navy - Women's Polo stands with arms crossed before a red circle featuring a patriotic eagle with sunglasses, fireworks, and the phrase “FREE AS F*CK” in white letters.Close-up of the 'Merica - Navy - Women's Polo: a navy collared shirt with red buttons, red inner collar lining, athletic fit, moisture wicking fabric, and USA-themed prints—fireworks, eagles in sunglasses, “USA,” “MERICA,” and more.

Women's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
A smiling woman wears the 'Merica - Red - Women's Polo and a navy baseball cap, posing in front of a red graphic with an illustrated eagle in sunglasses, fireworks, and part of the text “FREE A.”.A close-up of the 'Merica - Red - Women's Polo by Bogey Bros, an athletic fit shirt with blue buttons, white patriotic graphics and phrases like USA and MERICA, plus UPF 50 protection.

Women's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The Mixer - Polo is a black collared shirt featuring small white and pink helicopters, boats, and sailboats. Designed with an athletic fit, it has a circular inset showing a mauve background with a white helicopter outlined in pink.A joyful man with short curly hair, a beard, and backwards cap gives two thumbs up. He wears The Mixer - Polo in purple pattern (UPF 50, athletic fit) and stands against a plain light gray background, exuding relaxed confidence.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The Wingin' It - White - Polo features an athletic fit and all-over cartoon prints of chicken drumsticks, beer mugs, pretzels, and Hooters tank tops, highlighting a playful food and drinks theme in a fun design.A man in a black BOGEY BRO$ cap and a Wingin' It - White - Polo with UPF 50 points both thumbs at himself with an excited, surprised look, standing against a light gray background.

Men's Polo

Sale price$74.95
4.9
The Nature Calls - Polo is a dark green collared shirt featuring a subtle pattern of small brown beavers and green leaves. Its athletic fit ensures comfort, while close-up details show a beaver reading by a stump for a unique touch.A man in an athletic fit Nature Calls - Polo with a green pattern and blue cap poses against a white background, raising one clawed hand, baring his teeth and growling playfully and fiercely.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The 'Merica - Performance Golf Hat - Snapback is a white cap made of performance material with side perforations, blue bill trim, bold cursive "Merica" in blue with red outline, and a structured snapback design with a top button.The 'Merica - Performance Golf Hat - Snapback is a white cap with "Merica" embroidered in red and white cursive, outlined in blue. Made from sweat stain resistant material, it has a white brim with a thin blue line and is shown facing forward on a white background.

Performance Golf Rope Hat - Snapback

Sale price$34.95
4.8
The Scorched - Polo is a black, athletic-fit shirt with moisture-wicking fabric, featuring a subtle pattern of fire and grill icons and a circular grill emblem with orange flames on the top right for a barbecue-inspired look.A man wearing the Scorched - Polo in athletic fit gray and a white cap wipes his forehead with his right hand, looking up with a tired expression against a plain light background.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The Radical - Polo is a short-sleeve, collared shirt in vibrant purple with an athletic fit, featuring an all-over 80s-inspired neon boom boxes, headphones, cassette tapes, and "SWEET." Moisture-wicking fabric keeps you cool; pattern shown in a circle.A surprised man in a white cap and the Radical - Polo (bright purple, patterned, athletic fit) reaches toward the camera with expressive wide eyes and an open mouth. Tattoos are visible on his left arm; background is plain light gray.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9
The Exes - Navy - Polo is an athletic fit, short-sleeve collared shirt in navy blue with a small gold dot pattern and UPF 50 protection. An inset shows the subtle dots. Three buttons are visible as the shirt hangs neatly.A man wears the Exes - Navy - Polo, an athletic-fit, moisture-wicking shirt with small white dots and a matching cap. He stands against a gray background, looks serious, tilts his head, and gestures with his hands.

Men's Polo

Sale price$69.95
4.9