Golfer Stuck In Sand Trap For Past 4 Days Claims To Be In Beach Resort

BETHPAGE STATE PARK, LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK – Eugene Wallace, a golfer who has been stuck in a sand trap for the past four days, is trying to claim that he’s simply enjoying some leisure time at a beach resort.

“I’m just chilling here, taking a break from work and family wearing my favorite Bogey Bros polo”, said Wallace, who thought it wasn’t necessary to bring a sand wedge because he simply assumed this would never happen to him. “What do you mean, stuck? No, of course not, do you really think I could be stuck here for days? That’s ridiculous”, added Wallace while sitting on his Natural Slice towel as if he had just gone back from a swim, and who has been described by witnesses as looking “cold, hungry and desperate.”

“Usually when this happens to someone, they just build a sand castle or something and give up after a couple of hours, but this man is absolutely committed to his insanity”, said a fellow golfer.

Deciding to stick to his story and go even further, Wallace recently even claimed that he was “living the digital nomad lifestyle” even though he didn’t even have a laptop on him.