The Best Golf Gifts For Your Significant Other
So you’ve found yourself not knowing what to get your significant other. The person you got to know the most intimately. You may even know their darkest secrets. And yet, you feel stuck. Don’t...
Dad Who Hasn't Finished Round Yet Hasn't Seen Family In 8 Years
CARNOUSTIE, SCOTLAND - Peyton Morris, 42, hasn’t seen his family in eight years as he’s still trying to finish his round of golf he started while vacationing in the Scottish countryside. “We prett...
WHO Kindly Asks People Stop Counting Golf As Exercise
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - During a press conference at the World Health Organization headquarters on Friday morning, WHO president Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus formally asked the citizens of the entire w...
Man Who Started Golfing Two Days Ago Can’t Relate To Non-Athletic Friends Anymore
Louis Hanson, 38, took up golfing two days ago and has been struggling to relate to his non-athletic friends ever since, despite him being still severely out of shape. “We’ve just becom...
Friend Who Took Up Golfing About To Get Really Annoying
Ben Cooper, 36, has recently taken up golf and is loving it so much that he’s about to drive his friends up the wall talking about it. “I just thought I needed a new hobby after ...
“Can I Get A Mulligan?”, Asks Golfer Who Got Distracted By Tear In Fabric of Space-Time
KOHLER, WISCONSIN – Terrance Hancock, 36, asked his friends for a mulligan after claiming that he got unfairly distracted by a tear in the fabric of space-time. “It’s not my fault, I wouldn’t norma...
Man Unable To Golf Due To Wearing 19 Polos On Top Of Each Other
PINEHURST, NORTH CAROLINA – Despite trying really hard to make it work, a golfer has been unable to play due to the fact that he’s been wearing a total of nineteen polos from Bogey Bros on top of e...
Golfer Proudly Wears Bogey Bros Hat Like New Sheriff In Town
PEBBLE BEACH, CALIFORNIA – A golfer named Rupert Wallace was seen walking around like he owned the place while wearing a Bogey Bros fitted hat that said “I’d tap that”, fooling himself with the imp...
Strange Man Spotted Hitting Tiny Ball With Metal Stick
AUGUSTA, GEORGIA – Multiple people witnessed a strange man on a large grass field behaving in an erratic way, repeatedly hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick in an attempt to put it in a hole. “H...
Golfer Stuck In Sand Trap For Past 4 Days Claims To Be In Beach Resort
BETHPAGE STATE PARK, LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK – Eugene Wallace, a golfer who has been stuck in a sand trap for the past four days, is trying to claim that he’s simply enjoying some leisure time at a b...